Ben Browder credited as playing...
John Crichton
- John Crichton: What did you buy?
- Aeryn Sun: Just some essentials.
- John Crichton: Would that be floss? Lipliner?
- Aeryn Sun: Weapons. I traded a pulse pistol for some original Tarik deployers.
- John Crichton: Cool.
- John Crichton: Where do they get these stories? Let's set the facts straight. First off, there was no raping, very little pillaging, and Frau Blucher popped all the eyeballs.
- Borlik: Where are you going?
- John Crichton: You win. We lose. You outsmarted us.
- [Borlik starts chuckling]
- John Crichton: But that door you're stuck to. It's detachable.
- Borlik: No!
- John Crichton: Yes!
- Borlik: No! You lie! No, you'll still be purified! The Holy Gazmah's punishment will still be brought down upon the infidels!
- John Crichton: Blah, blah. Blah, blah. Blah.
- [Borlik starts chanting]
- John Crichton: Pilot! I'm clear! Detach the door, and suck this bitch out!
- [door closes, Pilot laughs as he detaches the door]