Ben Browder credited as playing...
John Crichton
- Aeryn Sun: She gives me a woody.
- [John stares at her]
- Aeryn Sun: Woody. It's a human saying. I've heard you say it often. When you don't trust someone or they make you nervous, they give you...
- John Crichton: Willies. She gives you the willies.
- Aeryn Sun: We have a situation up here.
- John Crichton: I'm sure it's not any more interesting than the situation down here.
- Aeryn Sun: Well, remember Rygel's assassination attempt? He caused it himself. His body fluids have turned explosive.
- John Crichton: I stand corrected.
- John Crichton: Aeryn. Not today, okay? I have been out in the sun all day long picking up magic turnips. I've got- I've got a worm in my gut crawling around in places where the sun don't shine and I'm sick of it, okay? So for the moment would you just shut up and help?
- John Crichton: Oh, yeah. I think I've seen this one. Mel Gibson, Tina Turner, cage match.
- Dominar Rygel XVI: What?
- John Crichton: Oh, don't worry. Nobody saw the third one, anyway.
- Aeryn Sun: D'Argo's been off the ship for three whole days, but we couldn't find you to tell you. You hide very well. You must have had a lot of practice.
- [Rygel laughs]
- John Crichton: [to Rygel] Shut up.
- [D'Argo has gone into Luxan HyperRage]
- John Crichton: Well, Spanky here's male. I think, sort of. I mean, how come he's not after you?