John Goodman credited as playing...
Larry
- Foo Lin: Oh God! I'm gonna be alone forever!
- Kate: No you are not. You'll find someone.
- Larry: Well... realistically Kate, her chances are pretty slim.
- Foo Lin: Why? Because I'm fat, over 30 and a virgin? Is that what you mean, Larry? Huh? I don't deserve love?
- Larry: No! Because there's only like six pandas left in the entire world. It's just the odds.
- [starts crying]
- Foo Lin: [starts crying]
- Larry: [to Kate] Just know that if Foo-lin is on our couch tomorrow I'm buying a gun on the internet and hiring someone with fingers to shoot me.
- Larry: Foo-Lin, I'd like to introduce you to Nelson. Nelson, this is Foo-Lin.
- Foo-Lin: Hey Nelson.
- Nelson 'Bong-Bong': If you smell something it's not me! It's not!
- Foo-Lin: Oh God! I'm gonna be alone forever!
- Kate: No you are not. You'll find someone.
- Larry: Well... realistically Kate, her chances are pretty slim.
- Foo-Lin: Why? Because I'm fat, over 30 and a virgin? Is that what you mean, Larry? Huh? I don't deserve love?
- Larry: No! Because there's only like six pandas left in the entire world. It's just the odds.
- Foo-Lin: [starts crying]
- Nelson 'Bong-Bong': I love Kate, Larry. I can't help it. She's my perfect woman.
- Larry: No, she isn't. You have a crush on her because she's the first woman that was ever nice to you.
- Nelson 'Bong-Bong': My mom was nice to me.
- Larry: Nelson, I know you don't have a lot of experience, but as a dude, we don't really count moms.
- Larry: So you're from Beijing? Must have some geat Chinese food there.
- Nelson 'Bong-Bong': Ehh... it's not as good as New York.
- Larry: We need to talk about you and Kate.
- Nelson 'Bong-Bong': It sickens me that she's laying beneath you. That's how it works right? I mean, I might need to know for later.