Connie Booth credited as playing...
Polly Sherman
- Colonel Hall: Waitress.
- Polly: Yes?
- Colonel Hall: There's a hair in my mousse.
- Polly: Well, don't talk too loud. Everybody will want one.
- Colonel Hall: WHAT?
- Polly: [trying to clue Basil unto a problem while in front of his guests] It's Kurt.
- Basil Fawlty: Yes?
- Polly: He's POTTED... the shimps.
- Basil Fawlty: What?
- Polly: He's POTTED... the shimps.
- Basil Fawlty: Shrimps? We're not having shrimps tonight, Polly. Now, if you would...
- Polly: He's SOUSED... the herrings.
- Basil Fawlty: What're you on about?
- Polly: He's PICKED the onions and he's SMASHED the eggs IN HIS CUPS, UNDER THE TABLE.
- [Basil learns of Kurt's crush on Manuel]
- Basil Fawlty: I should never have hired a Frenchman.
- Polly: He's Greek, Mr. Fawlty.
- Basil Fawlty: Greek?
- Polly: Of course.
- Basil Fawlty: Well, that's even worse. I mean, they invented it.