Prunella Scales credited as playing...
Sybil Fawlty
- Sybil Fawlty: You don't have to worry about Polly forgetting anything important, Basil.
- Basil Fawlty: Don't I?
- Sybil Fawlty: No, you don't.
- Basil Fawlty: Oh, good. How splendid.
- Sybil Fawlty: No, SHE doesn't forget things.
- Basil Fawlty: Doesn't she?
- Sybil Fawlty: Well, can you remember the last time she did?
- Basil Fawlty: No, I can't, but then my memory isn't very good.
- Sybil Fawlty: You can say that again.
- Basil Fawlty: Can I, dear? Oh, thank you.
- Basil Fawlty: [clears throat] I've forgotten what it was.
- Sybil Fawlty: [after establishing that it is April 17] Does that stir any memories in you, Basil?
- Basil Fawlty: Memories?
- [Basil gasps]
- Basil Fawlty: Agincourt?
- Sybil Fawlty: What?
- Basil Fawlty: Anniversary of the Battle of Agincourt?
- [Sybil slaps Basil]
- Basil Fawlty: Trafalgar? Crécy? Poitiers? Yom Kippur?