David Kelly credited as playing...
O'Reilly
- O'Reilly: Well, let me tell you, if the good lord meant us to worry, he would'a given us things to worry about.
- Basil Fawlty: He has - My wife! She will be back here in 4 hours and she can kill a man at 10 paces with one blow off her tongue. How am I supposed not to worry?
- O'Reilly: I'm tellin' you, if the good lord...
- Basil Fawlty: ...Is mentioned once more, I shall move you closer to him.
- [Desperately]
- Basil Fawlty: Now, PLEASE...
- O'Reilly: The trouble with you, Mr. Fawlty, is that you worry too much. You keep it up like this and you'll have a stroke before 50. Stone dead you'll be.
- Basil Fawlty: Suits me.
- O'Reilly: Just remember, Mr. Fawlty, there's always someone worse off than yourself.
- Basil Fawlty: Is there? Well, I'd like to meet him. I could do with a laugh.
- Sybil Fawlty: [smiling] You think I'm joking, don't you?
- Basil Fawlty: Oh, don't smile.
- Sybil Fawlty: Why are you smiling, Mr. O'Reilly?
- O'Reilly: Well, to be perfectly honest, Mrs. Fawlty, I like a woman with spirit.
- Sybil Fawlty: Oh, do you? Is that what you like?
- O'Reilly: I do. I do.
- Sybil Fawlty: Oh, good.
- [Sybil picks up an umbrella]
- Basil Fawlty: Now, Sybil, that's enough.
- [Sybil hits Basil with the umbrella]
- Sybil Fawlty: [while hitting O'Reilly repeatedly with the umbrella] Come on, then. Give us a smile.