Trevor Adams credited as playing...
Alan
- Alan: I don't suppose you've got a couple...
- Basil Fawlty: Now, look! Just don't push your luck! I have a breaking point, you know.
- Alan: I only want some batteries.
- Basil Fawlty: I don't believe it.
- Alan: What?
- Basil Fawlty: Batteries, eh? You know something? You disgust me. I know what people like you get up to, and I think it's disgusting!
- Alan: What are you talking about? I want some batteries for my electric razor. I want to shave!
- Basil Fawlty: Oh, yes?
- Alan: Yes! I haven't shaved today. Look, see?
- Basil Fawlty: Electric razor, huh?
- Alan: Right.
- Basil Fawlty: Well, that's what I was referring to when I said it was disgusting. It is, of course, disgusting that you haven't shaved, but understandable. I mean, sometimes I don't shave either, and that's disgusting, too. So I shall have a razor sent up to your room straightaway. Thank you so much, good night.
- Alan: Do you know if there's a chemist still open?
- Basil Fawlty: I suppose you think this is funny, do you?
- Alan: Funny?
- Basil Fawlty: Ha, ha, ha.
- Alan: No, no. I really want to know.
- Basil Fawlty: Oh, do you? Well, I don't. So far as I know, all the chemists are shut. You'll just have to wait till tomorrow. Sorry. Bit of a blow, I imagine.