June Ellis credited as playing...
Mrs. Johnston
- Mrs. Johnston: I think those prawns might be a bit off.
- Basil Fawlty: Oh, I don't think so.
- Mrs. Johnston: Well, they do taste rather funny.
- Basil Fawlty: Well, no one else has complained.
- Mrs. Johnston: Well, I really do think they're off.
- Basil Fawlty: But you've eaten half of them.
- Mrs. Johnston: Well, I didn't notice at the start.
- Basil Fawlty: You didn't notice at the start.
- Mrs. Johnston: No, really, it was the sauce. I wasn't sure.
- Basil Fawlty: So you ate half to MAKE sure?
- Mr. Johnston: My wife thinks they're off!
- Basil Fawlty: Well, what am I... Did you want another first course?
- Mrs. Johnston: No, thank you.
- Mr. Johnston: Well, you're sure.
- Mrs. Johnston: No, really. I'll just have the main.
- Mr. Johnston: Well, then, we'll cancel it.
- Basil Fawlty: Cancel it? Oh, deduct it form the bill, is that what you mean?
- Mr. Johnston: I said it was inedible.
- Basil Fawlty: Well, only half of it's inedible, apparently.
- Mr. Johnston: Well, deduct half now and if my wife brings the other half up during the night we'll claim the balance in the morning.
- Mr. Johnston: I'm not satisfied!
- Mrs. Johnston: No, we're not satisfied!
- Basil Fawlty: Well, people like you never are, are you?