Ardal O'Hanlon credited as playing...
Father Dougal McGuire
- Father Dougal McGuire: God Ted, I've heard about those cults. Everyone dressing in black and saying our Lord's going to come back and judge us all.
- Father Ted Crilly: No... no Dougal, that's us. That's Catholicism you're talking about there.
- Father Dougal McGuire: [in his dreams, where Carol Vorderman is hosting Countdown in the nude] Keep your clothes on, Carol, I can't concentrate!