Ron Glass credited as playing...
Shepherd Derrial Book
- Jayne Cobb: So like, never?
- Book: Well, no.
- Jayne Cobb: Not ever never?
- Book: Some orders allow Shepherds to marry, but I follow a narrower path.
- Jayne Cobb: But, I mean, you still got the urge. They don't... cut it off, or nothin'?
- Book: Mm, no, I'm more or less intact. I just... direct my energy elsewhere.
- Jayne Cobb: You mean like masturbatin'?
- Book: I hope you're not thinking of taking orders yourself.
- Jayne Cobb: Oh, yeah, that'll be the day.
- Jayne Cobb: It ain't impossible! Saint Jayne, it's got a ring to it.
- Book: I'm just trying to remember how many miracles you've performed.
- Jayne Cobb: I once hit a guy in the neck from 500 yards with a bent scope. Don't that count upstairs?
- Book: Oh, it'll be taken into consideration.
- Jayne Cobb: You made that sound kinda ominous.