Sean Maher credited as playing...
Dr. Simon Tam
- Dr. Simon Tam: Always thought the name Serenity had a vaguely funereal sound to it.
- Inara: I love this ship. I have from the first moment I saw it.
- Dr. Simon Tam: I just don't wanna die on it.
- Inara: I don't wanna die at all.
- Dr. Simon Tam: Suffocation's not exactly the most dignified way to go. The human body will...
- Inara: [cutting him off] Please, I don't really require a clinical description right now.
- Dr. Simon Tam: I'm sorry. I'm just... It was my birthday.
- Kaylee: Well, Shepherd told us a funny story about being a preacher. Now you tell us a funny story about being a doctor.
- Dr. Simon Tam: Ah, a funny story.
- Jayne: Yeah, cus sick people are hi-lar-ious.
- Mal: I thought I ordered you all off the ship. I call you back?
- Hoban 'Wash' Washburne: No, Mal, you didn't.
- Zoë Washburne: I take full responsibility, Cap'n.
- Dr. Simon Tam: The decision saved your life.
- Zoë Washburne: Won't happen again, sir.
- Mal: Good. And, thanks, I'm grateful.
- Zoë Washburne: It was my pleasure, sir.
- Dr. Simon Tam: I always thought the name Serenity had a vaguely funereal sound to it.
- Inara: I love this ship. I have from the first moment I saw it.
- Dr. Simon Tam: I just don't want to die on it.
- Inara: I don't want to die at all.