Jewel Staite credited as playing...
Kaylee Frye
- Kaylee: Well, Shepherd told us a funny story about being a preacher. Now you tell us a funny story about being a doctor.
- Dr. Simon Tam: Ah, a funny story.
- Jayne: Yeah, cus sick people are hi-lar-ious.
- Mal: [Mal has found Bester and Kaylee having sex in the engine room] ... put us back in the air!
- Bester: [while dressing] Okay, but, can't.
- Mal: Whaddya mean can't?
- Bester: No can do, Cap. Secondary grab boot's shot.
- Kaylee: [while dressing] No it ain't. Ain't nothin' wrong with your grab boot. Grab boot's just fine.
- [She turns and waves at Mal]
- Kaylee: Hello.
- Bester: She doesn't, that's not what, no it ain't.
- Kaylee: Sure it is. Grab boot ain't your trouble. I seen the trouble plain as day when I was down there on my back before. Your red couple's bad.
- Bester: The, red, what?
- Kaylee: Red couple. Right here. See?
- Bester: No.
- Kaylee: This. I'm pointing' right at it.
- [She pulls it off the engine]
- Bester: Hey!
- [Kaylee works on the engine and it starts]
- Bester: What'd you do?
- Mal: She fixed it.
- Kaylee: Well it wasn't really broke.
- Kaylee: Six gerstlers crammed right under every cooling drive so that you strain your primary artery function, and you end up having to recycle secondary exhaust through a bypass system just so's you don't end up pumping it through the main atmofeed and asphyxiating the entire crew. Now that's junk!