Mark Sheppard credited as playing...
Badger
- River Tam: [mimicking Badger's Cockney accent] Sure, I got a secret; more 'n one. Don't seem likely I tell 'em to you, now, do it? Anyone off Titan colony knows better 'n to talk to strangers. You're talkin' loud enough for the both of us, though, ain't ya? I've met a dozen like you. Skipped off-home early. Minor graft jobs here and there. Spent some time in the lockdown, but less than you claim. And you're, what, a petty thief with delusions standing? Sad little king of a sad little hill.
- Badger: Nice to see someone from the old homestead.
- River Tam: Not really. Call me if anyone interesting shows up.
- Badger: I like her.
- Jayne: [Whispering to the crew after River leaves] That there - exactly the kind of diversion we could have used.
- Mal: How would you even set up a meet, man won't deal with you?
- Badger: Know a place he'll be. Safe place. Using some new tech gun scans. High class, too. Won't let me in there. You might slip in. Of course, you couldn't buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle. I got my hands on a couple.
- [Mal and Jayne struggle to not laugh]
- Badger: Of invites.