Jewel Staite credited as playing...
Kaylee Frye
- Mal: 'Kay, help me find our man. He's supposed to be older, kind of stocky, wears a red sash crossways.
- Kaylee: Why does he do that?
- Mal: Maybe he won the Miss Persephone pageant. Just help me look.
- Kaylee: Is that him?
- Mal: That's the buffet table.
- Kaylee: Well, how can we be sure, u-unless we question it?
- [smiles widely]
- Kaylee Frye: [pointing to a pink frilly dress] Say, look at the fluffy one!
- Zoë Washburne: Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink.
- Hoban 'Wash' Washburne: You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?
- Jayne Cobb: I'll chip in.
- Zoë Washburne: [to Jayne] I can hurt you.
- Kaylee: I'm not saying the 80-04's hard to repair. It just ain't worth it.
- Older Farmer: It's a fine machine, you just keep it tuned.
- Kaylee: T-sai boo shr! The extenders ain't braced.
- Murphy: I've been telling him to buy an 80-10 for years.
- Kaylee: Those tenders snap off, don't matter how good the engine's cycling.
- Younger Farmer: Miss Kaylee, I wonder if I could request the honor of having this...
- Murphy: [interrupting] Wait a minute, let her talk! She's talkin'.
- Kaylee: By the way, the 80-10's the same machine. They just changed the plating, hoped no one noticed.
- Mal: Does, uh... does this seem kind of tight?
- Kaylee: Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It's hovering.
- Mal: What's the point of that, I wonder?
- Kaylee: Oh, mangos!
- Mal: I mean, I see how they did it. I just ain't gettin' the why.
- Kaylee: These girls have the most beautiful dresses. And so do I. How 'bout that?
- Mal: Yeah, well, just be careful. We cheated Badger out of good money to buy that frippery, and you're supposed to make me look respectable.
- Kaylee: Yes, sir, Cap'n Tight-Pants.
- Kaylee Frye: Don't you just love this party? Everything's so fancy, and there's some kind of hot cheese over there.
- Cabott: It's not as good as last year.
- Kaylee Frye: Oh, really? What-what'd they have last year?
- Cabott: Standards.