Sean Maher credited as playing...
Dr. Simon Tam
- Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. Now we're finishing this deal,
- [breathing becomes a little more labored]
- Jayne: and then maybe, *maybe* we'll come back for those morons who got themselves caught. You can't change that by getting all... bendy.
- Wash: All what?
- Jayne: [starts swaying] You've got the - the light from the console... keep you, lift you up. They shine like...
- [starts grabbing at the air like he's trying to catch something]
- Jayne: little angels...
- [Jayne falls flat on his face]
- Wash: Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?
- Simon: I told him to sit down.
- Simon: So, what are we doing?
- Kaylee: [looks up] Oh, crime.
- Simon: Crime! Good! Okay! Crime.
- Kaylee: It's a train heist. See we fly over the train car, the captain and Zoë sneak in, we lower Jayne onto the car, and they bundle up the booty, and we haul 'em all back up. Easy as lyin'.
- Simon: So you've done this before?
- Kaylee: [laughs] Oh, hell no.
- [serious]
- Kaylee: But I think it's gonna work.