Tom Towles credited as playing...
Lund
- Lund: [drunk] Hey, you gonna drink t'the Alliance with me? Six years today, the Alliance sent the Browcoats runnin', pissin' their pants. You know, your coat is kind of a brownish color.
- Mal: It was on sale.
- [drinks]
- Lund: You didn't toast. Y'know, I'm thinkin' you're one o' them In'apendants.
- Mal: And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling. So why don't we just ignore each other till we go away?
- Lund: The Independents were a bunch o' cowardly inbred piss pots. Should'a been killed off o' every world spinnin'.
- Mal: [puts down drink] Say that to my face.
- Lund: [threateningly] I said... you're a coward and a pisspot. Now what're you gonna do about it?
- Mal: [smiles suddenly] Nothing. I just wanted you to face me so she could get behind ya.
- [Lund turns, and Zoë hits him in the face with the butt of her gun]
- Mal: Drunks are so cute.
- Jayne: [as Lund raises a gun] Hey, hey, hey, them ain't kosherized rules.
- Lund: I'm thinkin' somebody needs to put you down, dog. What do you think?
- Mal: I'm thinking we'll rise again.
- [Serenity rises into view behind them]
- Wash: [over loudspeaker] Every man there go back inside, or we will blow a new crater in this little moon.
- [door opens and Jayne, Zoe and Mal run onto the ship; watching the men from the bar retreat inside, Mal waves goodbye as the door closes]
- Jayne: Damn yokels, can't even tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it.
- [laughing]
- Jayne: 'Blow a new crater in this moon.'
- [laughing]