Jewel Staite credited as playing...
Kaylee Frye
- Kaylee: So, what happened? Another terrible brawl?
- Zoë: [smiling] Oddly enough, there was.
- Wash: Are you getting my wife into trouble?
- Mal: Wha- I didn't start it. I just wanted a quiet drink.
- Zoë: Funny sir how you always seem to find yourself in an Alliance-friendly bar come "U" day... looking for a quiet drink.
- Mal: See, this is another sign of your tragic space dementia, all paranoid and crotchety. Breaks the heart.
- [Kaylee laughs inaudibly at the exchange]
- Simon: So, what are we doing?
- Kaylee: [looks up] Oh, crime.
- Simon: Crime! Good! Okay! Crime.
- Kaylee: It's a train heist. See we fly over the train car, the captain and Zoë sneak in, we lower Jayne onto the car, and they bundle up the booty, and we haul 'em all back up. Easy as lyin'.
- Simon: So you've done this before?
- Kaylee: [laughs] Oh, hell no.
- [serious]
- Kaylee: But I think it's gonna work.