John Wesley Shipp credited as playing...
Barry Allen • The Flash
- Julio Mendez: So you're on for tomorrow night?
- Barry Allen: Tomorrow night?
- Julio Mendez: What is this, a convenient memory lapse? Sabrina's roommate from college, from Chicago?
- Barry Allen: Another blind date? Oh, come on, Julio, let's look at the record here. Last month, it was Maxine the manicurist. Topics of conversation were my cuticles and her snow globe collection. Then there was Gwen. Divorced four times in six years.
- Julio Mendez: Okay, so she had a run of bad luck.
- Barry Allen: Yeah, well so have I, all right? No more reincarnated Babylonian priestesses, no more birthday party clowns.
- Julio Mendez: Hey, look, Cookie made real good balloon animals.
- Barry Allen: Oh, Cookie! Look, I am not that desperate, all right?
- The Flash: The Black Rose gang. You ladies are at the top of my list. Especially you. You're wanted in three states for murder.
- Harley Lyndon: Nice body. Too bad I get to put holes in it.
- Janie Jones: No good, Harley. He's The Flash. He's faster than bullets.
- The Flash: She's right, you know.
- Harley Lyndon: She's never right.
- The Flash: [ties them up with fur coats in super speed] Tch, tch, tch. All dressed up, no place to go.
- Barry Allen: Tina, what are you doing out of the hospital?
- Christina McGee: I checked myself out. There's nothing wrong with me.
- [to Earl]
- Christina McGee: What are you staring at, you mangy bag of fleas?
- Barry Allen: Tina! Listen to yourself. Look at what you're doing. This isn't you.
- Christina McGee: Yes, this is me!
- Barry Allen: Where are you going?
- Christina McGee: Look, getting rid of that tart was the only my first piece of business tonight.
- Barry Allen: Don't you think you should be in the hospital?
- Christina McGee: No, I don't. And you keep me there against my will.
- Barry Allen: Now just be reasonable, alright?
- Christina McGee: You listen. If you do anything to stand in my way, I swear I'll go to every television station and newspaper in this city and let them know who the mystery man in the red suit really is. And I'm not talking about bloody Father Christmas!
- Barry Allen: Bloody?