John Wesley Shipp credited as playing...
Barry Allen • The Flash
- The Flash: [Trickster has taken hostages] Let 'em go, Jesse. It's over.
- The Trickster: [to Megan] Do I have to kill him to prove my love?
- [the Flash pushes a hostage out of harm's way]
- The Trickster: I hate it when he does that.
- The Flash: How'd you get involved with, uh... Mandrake here?
- Megan Lockhart: Routine repo job. His name's James Jesse, like Jesse James only backwards and twisted. I followed him across state lines and he turns the tables and starts chasing me. I thought I lost him on the back roads, and then he set up a trap for me here. How was I supposed to know he was a homicidal maniac?
- Christina McGee: I can't believe you've never seen "The Philadelphia Story".
- Barry Allen: Well, between my dad and my brother, I grew up watching Westerns.
- Officer Michael Murphy: Barry, wait till you hear this. Okay, Sherlock Junior here, every time he sees The Flash, it's without me. So now, he thinks I'm The Flash.
- Officer Tony Bellows: Murphy is always out of sight when The Flash shows up. I made a chart.
- Officer Michael Murphy: Oh, jeez.
- Megan Lockhart: Okay, "Flash sightings cross-indexed with Officer Murphy's patrol log." It's very interesting.
- Officer Tony Bellows: I rest my case.
- Officer Michael Murphy: Oh. Pure speculation, Your Honor. Pure speculation.
- Barry Allen: Well, now Murph, it does seem that you do protect too much.
- Megan Lockhart: You know, I saw The Flash once. And I must say, it is very close. Those steely eyes.
- Officer Michael Murphy: Yeah.
- Barry Allen: Officer Murphy, I'm proud to work with you. And your secret is safe with all of us.
- Officer Michael Murphy: Oh, boy, I would love you guys as witnesses.
- The Flash: We need some air out here. Something stinks.
- The Trickster: I knew you were coming, so I baked a cake.