Bea Benaderet credited as playing...
Betty Rubble
- Wilma Flintstone: I didn't know there was a fight scheduled.
- Barney Rubble: Are you kidding? Tonight's for the championship, oooohh it should be a real grudge boat.
- Betty Rubble: Heavyweight or lightweight?
- Barney Rubble: Both, a heavyweight vs. a lightweight.
- Wilma Flintstone: Why're you putting the chairs over there by the window? The TV set's here.
- Fred Flintstone: This is not on TV, it's a closed circuit.
- Betty Rubble: But who's fighting?
- Barney Rubble: The new neighbors, Mr. and Mrs. Brickrock.
- Fred Flintstone: I wouldn't miss tonight's bout for anything. Those two have been putting on the greatest fight of the century. Last night's bout was a doozy. Did you ever hear such hysterics? All that screaming and shrieking in that high voice.
- Barney Rubble: Yeah, I thought he'd never stop.
- Betty Rubble: Oh, that's terrible! You mean that meek little man hits his wife?
- Fred Flintstone: No. In the last three bouts, he didn't even lay a glove on her. He's strictly a defensive fighter.
- Barney Rubble: You'd think she'd let him win once in a while just to keep up his interest.
- Wilma Flintstone: It's funny how little you know about your neighbors; what really goes on behind closed doors.
- Betty Rubble: We don't even know what business he's in, and they've been living in that big old gloomy house for a whole week.
- Fred Flintstone: You never see that Brickrock guy going to work, do you think he's retired?
- Barney Rubble: No Fred, the lights are still on.
- Fred Flintstone: I mean what kind of work is he out of?
- Barney Rubble: Well did you see some of those spooky crates and boxes?
- Fred Flintstone: What do you mean spooky? What's spooky about crates and boxes?
- Barney Rubble: Shaped like coffins?
- [discussing Alvin Brickrock and his wife]
- Wilma Flintstone: I can't imagine what a nice little man like him ever saw in a big bully like her.
- Porcupineasaurus: For those who can't brush after every meal.
- Betty Rubble: [to Wilma] Maybe, it was love at first fight.
- Wilma Flintstone: [to Alvin Brickrock] Do you know the Rubbles?
- Barney Rubble: Uh, we've never met, but I've admired your footwork many, many times.
- Betty Rubble: Uh, uh, we... we've been trying to drop in on your wife. Now it looks like we'll just have to meet her to say goodbye.
- Alvin Brickrock: I'm afraid that won't be possible. I had to send Agatha off ahead of me. She didn't like the idea of leaving. She fights moving.
- Barney Rubble: I'll say.