John Mahoney credited as playing...
Martin Crane
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Frank injured himself on our hike, so I've got Charlotte all to myself this evening. I'm not going to waste this opportunity. I'm going to make her a romantic dinner and then tell her how I feel about her.
- Martin Crane: Wow, really?
- Dr. Niles Crane: Are you sure she's ready for that?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Well, I don't know, but I can't stand this ridiculous threesome anymore. You know, the worst part is how completely unthreatening Frank finds me. As if I'm some sort of a harem eunuch.
- Daphne Moon: How'd he hurt himself, anyway?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Well, he strained his back carrying me over a brook.