John Mahoney credited as playing...
Martin Crane
- Frasier: Dad! She'll be here any minute.
- Martin Crane: Okay, I'm leaving.
- Frasier: Listen, I'm sorry to uproot you like this.
- Martin Crane: Oh, it's all right. I'd rather clear the decks for a date than for one of your theme parties. Although I am kinda sorry I missed "An Evening With Moe Howard."
- Frasier: That was Noel Coward!
- Frasier: Oh, Niles, what are you doing here?
- Niles: Well, I've got a crisis. Tomorrow's Mel's birthday and I'm planning a very romantic evening, but my Gagino is on the fritz.
- Martin Crane: Oh jeez, I don't need to hear this!
- Frasier: Dad! It's a stove!