Jane Leeves credited as playing...
Daphne Moon
- [Though it's October 21st, Martin and Daphne decorate the apartment for Christmas, to take the picture for their cards]
- Daphne Moon: [looking at the tree] Oh, it's lovely.
- Daphne Moon, Martin Crane: [singing] Deck the halls with boughs of holly, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la...!
- [Frasier comes in from his nap]
- Frasier: Excuse me, excuse me... exactly how long have I been asleep?
- Daphne Moon: [handing out woolen hats for a Christmas card photo] Now the theme this year is "Santa's Workshop." Everybody put on your little elf hats.
- Frasier: I am not putting this on my head. For God's sake, I mean, I'm a respected professional.
- Martin Crane: [wearing his] But if you don't, it'll look stupid.
- Frasier: Oh, I think the ship has already sailed on that one.
- Martin Crane: [Trying to take a Christmas card photo] Just put the hat on, Frasier.
- Frasier: You can't tell me what to do.
- Martin Crane: I am telling you, look, put the hat on.
- Frasier: No, look, the days are passed when you can just sit me on top of some stupid old Packard and make me wear matching sweaters with my little brother.
- Daphne Moon: Boys, boys please. Don't fight. Are you forgetting what day it is?
- Frasier: It's October 21st!