Kelsey Grammer credited as playing...
Dr. Frasier Crane
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [after insulting his date] Please don't go. Child development is not my thing. My specialty is adult relations.
- Kristina Harper: Well, you won't be having any of those tonight.
- Renata Harper: Hello? Hey, Tiffany.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Tiffany? I thought you just spoke to Tiffany!
- Renata Harper: That was Tiffany Schwartz. This is Tiffany Martinez.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Celebrate the ethnic mosiac that is America, but nonetheless...
- [takes phone and hangs up]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: You know, I have a son. I'd hate to think by the time he's your age, he thinks of me as some sort of, um...
- Renata Harper: Dweeb?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Thank you.
- Renata Harper: Brace yourself.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [Daphne has just bought Bulldog] Oh my God, Daphne, why?
- Daphne: Things were slowing down, so your father asked me to shill. I opened at 100. Who knew that would be the only bid.
- Kristina Harper: I hope you didn't go to too much trouble... you rented a restaurant trolley.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: No no, I own it. Don't tell me you don't have one of them.