John Mahoney credited as playing...
Martin Crane
- [Niles watches Martin working out a chess problem]
- Niles: Uh-uh.
- [Martin reaches for another piece]
- Niles: Mmm-mmm.
- Martin: All right, what would you do?
- Niles: Well, for starters, I'd take that corn-nut off the board.
- Martin: That corn-nut's my bishop. Eddie ate the real one.
- Niles: In that case, Corn-nut to Rook Seven.