Jack Laufer credited as playing...
Roland
- Roland: [Roland notices Niles fumbling on the ladder] What are you doing?
- Dr. Niles Crane: I, uh...
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Uh, I can tell from the panic in my brother's voice that he must have seen a spider. You see, he has a crippling fear of spiders, and it sent him up the ladder.
- Dr. Niles Crane: Yes, I hate spiders.
- Sarah: I didn't see a spider. Come back down.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: No!
- Roland: Why not?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Because he also has a crippling fear of heights. This may be just the breakthrough we've been looking for. Higher, Niles! Conquer your fear!
- [Niles - believably - feigns terror]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Please, everyone, I'm going to have to ask you to turn around, as his fear of crowds has set in.
- Sarah: Crowds, too?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Yes, you are looking at that rarest of beasts, the arachno-acro-agoraphobe.