Kelsey Grammer credited as playing...
Dr. Frasier Crane
- Dr. Frasier Crane: It so happens I have big plans this weekend!
- Roz Doyle: Let me guess. You and Niles are playing your zithers again at the Renaissance Fair.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Roz, the Renaissance Fair is a fortnight after St. Swithin's Day. No, my son is coming to town.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: What did you do?
- Frederick Gaylord Crane: We played frisbee. It sucked with all those trees.
- Martin Crane: [after failing to scare Frasier with the story of the hook killer] Oh come on! That's scary stuff. I told it to Duke last summer and he wet his sleeping bag.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Wait a minute. Isn't this Duke's sleeping bag?
- Martin Crane: [grinning] *Now* you're scared.