Kelsey Grammer credited as playing...
Dr. Frasier Crane
- Dr. Frasier Crane: I may have walked in here the old fault-finding, flaw-fleeing Flasier, but I leave a man committed to commitment.
- Dr. Niles Crane: You said "Flasier"
- Dr. Frasier Crane: I did not.
- Dr. Niles Crane: Yes you did.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: I most certainly did not.
- Julia Wilcox: [emerges from the bathroom with one of Frasier's new hand towels after freshening up] Nice towels Frasier, you'd think a couple of old ladies love here.
- [Frasier seethes with rage, having finally lost his patience with her]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Get out.
- Julia Wilcox: Excuse me?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [coming to her] I said get out!
- Julia Wilcox: I'm sorry, have you lost your mind?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: No, that happened earlier when we slept together!
- Julia Wilcox: [utterly shocked] Are you breaking up with me?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: You're damn right I am!
- Julia Wilcox: I want my purse!
- [Frasier retrieves said purse from the stand nearby]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: And I my hand towel!
- [They exchange and Julia just about walks out of the door]
- Julia Wilcox: I can't believe this, you're actually kicking me out?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Do you want me to draw you a picture?
- Julia Wilcox: We'd be here all night!
- Dr. Frasier Crane: GET OUT!
- Dr. Niles Crane: Frasier, what are you doing in the kitchen?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: You just asked to see me.
- Dr. Niles Crane: Ah! So you haven't gone deaf.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Why would I have gone deaf?
- Dr. Niles Crane: Because that's the only good reason you sat there silently while our profession was assaulted like a drag queen at a tractor pull.
- Dr. Niles Crane: I wish to remain in my good mood, therefore I demur.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: You demur?
- Dr. Niles Crane: I demur!
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Well I ruined another relationship. I suppose you want to hear the whole sorry tale.
- Dr. Niles Crane: No thank you.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Last night, Julia came over and as usual I made a mess of things... did you say no?
- Dr. Niles Crane: I said "No thank you"
- Dr. Frasier Crane: But I wish to unburden myself.
- Dr. Niles Crane: I wish to remain in my good mood... therefore, I demur.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: You demur?
- Dr. Niles Crane: I demur. Besides I'm sure I've heard it all before.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: But this time was different. I really thought...
- Dr. Frasier Crane, Dr. Niles Crane: she could have been the one.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [as the group embarks on a game of Pictionary] Daphne, what do you say you draw first?
- Daphne Moon: Ooh, all right.
- [seeing the clue]
- Daphne Moon: Oh, boy.
- Martin Crane: Ready... set, go.
- [Daphne draws a simple circle]
- Dr. Niles Crane: The Ring of the Nibelungen.
- Daphne Moon: Right!
- Martin Crane: I'm excited for you, Daphne. Takes me back to when I had my kids. So, what are you hoping for, boy or girl?
- Daphne Moon: Oh, I don't know. Be kind of nice to have a boy.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [Frasier is showing off his new hand towels to Niles] Niles, just look at the edging on this.
- Dr. Niles Crane: Have you ever? Have you ever? And look, this is all hand-stitched.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Mm-hmm!
- Daphne Moon: Or a girl. Either way.