Kelsey Grammer credited as playing...
Dr. Frasier Crane
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [Niles enters, carrying a gift] Niles.
- [laughs]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: I hope you had the presence of mind to bring presents of mine!
- Dr. Niles Crane: [Insincerely laughs, tired of the joke] I haven't heard that line since last year!
- Dr. Frasier Crane: So you're still identifying yourself as a doctor?
- Dr. Mary: But now it's true. You read the inside cover.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: "Dr. Mary has healed thousands of Seattle radio listeners and is a summa cum laude graduate of the School of Hard Knocks."
- Dr. Frasier Crane: It was an accident, wasn't it, Mary? You saw it.
- Dr. Mary: Oh, now you want my opinion. Honey, you're on your own.