Laura Linney credited as playing...
Charlotte
- Charlotte: You looked at my client log?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Yes, I've looked at your log, and I've dated every toad on it!
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Charlotte, where's my date?
- Charlotte: I am so sorry. She just called, she had to cancel.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: That does it.
- Charlotte: No, we'll find another evening.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: No, Charlotte, we will not. You have sent me on enough miserable dates, thank you. Before you fix me up with a doll-collecting war criminal, or a hashish-smoking burger flipper, I want out!
- Charlotte: I am thirty-five years old, and I am living with my mother! How pathetic is that?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Well, I... I've seen worse.
- [Charlotte is depressed about living with her mother]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: For what it's worth, it will get easier living with her.
- Charlotte: Is that your professional opinion?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Actually, it's a personal one. My dad lives with me.
- Charlotte: No.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Mmm-hmm, eleven years.
- Charlotte: Yikes.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Yeah, it does take a while to adjust to each other before you're perfectly in sync.
- Charlotte: How long did that take?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: I'll let you know.
- [They laugh]
- Charlotte: I will mail you a check tomorrow!
- Dr. Frasier Crane: I'll save you the price of a stamp, I'll see you at your office first thing in the morning!
- Charlotte: Fine! I'd say, "come alone," but that's a given.