Kelsey Grammer credited as playing...
Dr. Frasier Crane
- Frasier: Harry, let me get you a beer.
- Harry Moon: Get a man a beer, he'll drink for five minutes. Teach him where they are, he drinks all day.
- Frasier: Hi Dad. How was work?
- Martin Crane: Oh great. I finally busted that guy who was writing "Seymour Butz" on the sign-out sheets.
- Frasier: So, who was it?
- Martin Crane: Senior Vice President Butz. I'm on probation for a week.
- Frasier: [after Niles has failed to reconcile Daphne's parents] Niles, I'm sorry things didn't work out.
- Martin Crane: Well, she can't say you didn't try.
- [Daphne enters the apartment]
- Dr. Niles Crane: Hello.
- Daphne Moon: Hello.
- [Awkward silence]
- Frasier: Well, uh, Dad, why don't we go into your bedroom? I want to show you how to use the closed captioning on your TV so you won't have to have it up so loud at night.
- Martin Crane: Yeah, sure.
- [Frasier and Martin head for the bedrooms, leaving Daphne and Niles alone]
- Dr. Niles Crane: Your dad's here in your room, leaving you a note. How's your mom?
- Daphne Moon: Apparently there's nothing left for her in England, so she's thinking about putting down roots here.
- [Daphne sits down on the couch]
- Dr. Niles Crane: [kneeling next to Daphne] Daphne, from the bottom of my heart...
- Daphne Moon: Niles, it's been a very trying day. Could we talk about this later? I'll drive Daddy to the airport.
- Dr. Niles Crane: I'll move his suitcase to your car.
- [Niles exits just as Harry comes back from Daphne's room]
- Harry Moon: There you are. Well, back to England, then.
- Daphne Moon: Yes. No chance of you and Mum getting back together?
- Harry Moon: Don't think so, love. Not this time.
- Daphne Moon: Maybe if you give it another chance. You could...
- Harry Moon: Daphne - I'm sorry. It's over. Has been for a long time! I mean, I've got no complaints, I got something wonderful out of it: you!
- [Harry sits down next to Daphne on the couch and hugs her]
- Daphne Moon: If you don't love each other, why did you stay together for forty years? Through all the fighting and the screaming and the hitting?
- Harry Moon: That was for you kids.