John Mahoney credited as playing...
Martin Crane
- Martin Crane: [about to get a Chunky bar from the machine] Oh... but there's a Marathon bar... oh now I'm not sure what to get.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Go with your first pick, get Chunky.
- Martin Crane: But I haven't had a Marathon bar in years.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Then get Marathon.
- Martin Crane: Come to think of it, I think they stopped making Marathon bars in the '80s.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Then definitely get Chunky.
- Roz Doyle: [Frasier and Martin are making a lot of noise at the vending machine, Frasier sticks his hand in the slot to get Martin's candy bar] What is going on over there?
- Martin Crane: [about his candy bar] Chunky's stuck.
- Roz Doyle: Well why did Chunky stick his arm in there in the first place?
- [Frasier glares at her]
- Martin Crane: Remember when you were little and you convinced Niles that we were all figments of his imagination, the whole world was just in his mind?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: I told him we disappeared whenever he left the room.
- Martin Crane: Yeah, months afterward, he was always darting into rooms to make sure we were all still there. Scared the crap outta me, I was ready to kill you.