John Mahoney credited as playing...
Martin Crane
- Dr. Frasier Crane: After one night out with you in a bar, the man is ready to throw away three weeks of intense analysis.
- Martin Crane: Well, Fras, the guy's finally having a little fun. Don't you want him to be happy?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: I am not trying to make him happy! I am trying to cure his depression.
- Kenny Daly: Hey Marty, does this remind you of anything?
- [Kenny downs his cup of coffee like a shot of liquor]
- Kenny Daly: Ow, hot!
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Dad, the inability to maintain adult relationships often has its roots in parent-child trauma.
- Martin Crane: What's your generation gonna do when we're all gone and there's no one left to blame?
- Martin Crane: Kenny, I've been thinking about what you've been going through, and I've come up with the answer. A suede jacket.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Did you hear that? A suede jacket? I must have missed that lecture at Harvard Medical School.
- Martin Crane: You'll look good in it and women love to feel it. It's like you're a feast for the senses.