Kelsey Grammer credited as playing...
Dr. Frasier Crane
- Dr. Frasier Crane: I just wish they'd named the damn bird after someone else.
- Dr. Niles Crane: Gregory Peck, perhaps.
- [Gil enters the cafe in a daze]
- Frasier: Oh, Gil. How did it go with the Hammer?
- Gil Chesterson: You've never seen such cold, dead eyes! It was like bargaining with Nosferatu!
- Frasier: You signed with Bebe?
- Roz Doyle: Okay, I know, I should've told you, I just wasn't in the mood for one of your lectures.
- Frasier: I'm not going to give you a lecture. You're entitled to choose whomever you wish to represent you. Someone who's honest, or a woman whose ethics would've raised eyebrows in the court of Caligula!
- Frasier: [about to sign with Bebe] Once you've worked out this thing with the Hammer, maybe you can see what you can do about defusing this bird situation.
- Ben: Oh, you don't have to worry about the crane anymore. The poor thing choked to death this morning. They have no idea who would feed a bird a jawbreaker. Bye, now.
- Frasier: [Frasier turns slowly to Bebe, hopefully and fearfully at once] Bebe, is there any chance it wasn't you?
- Bebe: Oh, darling...
- [looks around, trying to come up with an answer he'll be satisfied with]
- Bebe: There's always a chance.
- Frasier: [ponders] I can live with that.