Kelsey Grammer credited as playing...
Dr. Frasier Crane
- Dr. Frasier Crane: You know, Cassandra, I know this may sound like a silly question seeing as how we're... in bed together and... nearly naked, and... I've just been wondering: Is this a romantic date, or... a business thing?
- Cassandra Stone: [At the end of an evening of conflicting signals] My gosh, it's really starting to come down out there. You know what I'm thinking?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [a pained look on his face] No! I truly don't.
- Roz Doyle: [answers phone] Hello?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Roz, it's Frasier. Look, I need your help.
- Roz Doyle: Well, I don't have much time, I'm on my way out.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: OK, just answer me this: How do you know if you're on a date?
- Roz Doyle: Are you alone?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Yes.
- Roz Doyle: Then you're not on a date.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: I'm in Cassandra's hotel room. She invited me up here after dinner. I'm just not sure what it means.
- Roz Doyle: What it means? What it means is that even a blind pig finds an acorn once in a while.