John Mahoney credited as playing...
Martin Crane
- Martin Crane: Why don't you just use the punch bowl?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Because then it wouldn't be wassail, it would be punch.
- Martin Crane: What's the difference?
- Daphne Moon: Me dad used to say that punch would make you want to kiss the donkey in the manger scene and wassail makes you want to check it into the inn.
- Martin Crane: [later, after consulting the dictionary] Was-sail! A. Christmas. Punch!