Linda Cardellini credited as playing...
Lindsay Weir
- Harold Weir: I guess you'd prefer we listened to some of that punk rock I've been reading about. You know those Sex Pistols? They spit on their audience.
- Jean Weir: That's terrible.
- Harold Weir: Yeah, that's what I want to do, spend my hard earned money to be spit on. Now that's entertainment.
- Lindsay Weir: Dad, every generation is scared of the music that comes from the next. I'm sure your parents hated Elvis.
- Harold Weir: Elvis didn't expectorate on his fans.
- Sam Weir: No, but he died on the toilet.
- Harold Weir: Well, that's paradise compared to where those Sex Pistols are gonna end up.