Robert Englund credited as playing...
Freddy Krueger
- Freddy Krueger: We interrupt this broadcast for a special message. The opinions expressed on this program are not necessarily those of yours truly. Oh, no, no, no. I mean, who needs to read a book about dreams when you can experience a nightmare in full living color?
- Freddy Krueger: [imitating Walter Cronkite] And that's the way it is?
- [in normal voice]
- Freddy Krueger: I always wanted to be on TV. Maybe now they'll give me my own show.
- Garry Heath: He's here. I can fell him inside of my head. But this is no nightmare.
- Freddy Krueger: No nightmare? Says who?
- Garry Heath: It's Freddy! He's here!
- Freddy Krueger: Well, who'd you expect? The Avon lady?
- Freddy Krueger: You've given me a splitting headache! I think I'll take two aspirins and... call you in the morning.
- Garry Heath: You killed that wino. Admit it, damn it!
- Freddy Krueger: Yeah. But without the body. Think about it.
- Garry Heath: You used me. Why?
- Freddy Krueger: Oh, gee, I don't know. Uh, 'cause it's fun?
- Garry Heath: You used me to kill them! But you're the guilty one!
- Freddy Krueger: Yeah. But I'm dead. What's your excuse?