Will Smith credited as playing...
Will Smith
- Carlton Banks: I did it.
- Will: You mean you and Joann...
- [Ashley walks in the room]
- Will: made the deal?
- Ashley Banks: What are you talking about?
- Will: Business, Ash. Have some breakfast.
- [to Carlton]
- Will: So, who put the offer on the table?
- Carlton Banks: She did, and the terms were so attractive I jumped on at it right away, and don't worry... I protected my investment.
- [Will and Carlton run out of the room laughing as Hilary walks in]
- Hilary Banks: What was that about?
- Ashley Banks: Carlton lost his virginity.
- Carlton Banks: The dean from Princeton will be at school this weekend. Do you know what that means?
- Will: You'll be kissing some major butt?
- Carlton Banks: Exactly.
- Carlton Banks: Is the great Will Smith admitting he's wrong?
- Will: Well there's a first time for everything... but I guess you knew that.
- Will: I'm the manager of this place and there's a phone call for you.
- Dean Morgan: Who is it?
- Will: It, it's your uncle.
- Dean Morgan: My only uncle is dead.
- Will: Well then you should probably get it because it's probably REALLY long distance.
- Will: This innocence stuff was cute in high school but you're in college now, it's time to act like a man, start lying.
- Hilary Banks: Just toast and coffee this morning, Geoffrey.
- Will Smith: Geoffrey's not here, Hilary.
- Hilary Banks: Can he do that?
- Vivian Banks: He was so upset, I gave him the morning off. I better go check to see how he's doing.
- [Vivian leaves]
- Hilary Banks: Great, so what am I supposed to do about breakfast?
- Will Smith: Oh, here's a crazy idea, Hil. How about you get it yourself?
- Hilary Banks: Fine.
- [picks up the phone]
- Hilary Banks: Bel-Air Hotel? Get me room service.