Alfonso Ribeiro credited as playing...
Carlton Banks
- Carlton Banks: Geoffrey, could you get us some breakfast?
- Geoffrey: I'm not allowed to serve you anymore. Mr. Banks' orders.
- William 'Will' Smith: G, listen, how upset was Uncle Phil last night?
- Geoffrey: Well, he did something I've never seen him do in all the years I've been here.
- William 'Will' Smith: What, a sit-up?
- Geoffrey: It's a bit more serious than that, I'm afraid. You know the cherry cheesecake, candied yams barbecued ribs left over from yesterday?
- Carlton Banks: Yeah?
- William 'Will' Smith: [Geoffrey opens up the fridge] Oh, my goodness, it's still there!
- Philip Banks: [to Will and Carlton] How dare you two defy me?
- Carlton Banks: Now, see here, big guy!
- [Uncle Phil pokes Carlton's duck tube causing it to pop]
- Carlton Banks: Oh, my God! Howard!
- [runs away and starts crying]
- Carlton Banks: Hi, Steffi, what are you doing here?
- Steffi: I heard the party and I came to see if Ashley was home.
- Carlton Banks: Well, she's away at her Aunt Helen's. Now, run along. I don't think you're age-appropriate for this party.
- [puts on a duck floatie]
- Carlton Banks: Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going swimming.
- Carlton Banks: Will, have you seen Dad anywhere around?
- William 'Will' Smith: [looks around for Uncle Phil and spots him] Well, that's either him or a rhino that got his horn chopped off.
- William 'Will' Smith: [to Hilary] Okay, Miss Banks, you were the previous tenant in the aforementioned pool house, is that correct?
- Hilary Banks: Yes.
- William 'Will' Smith: And would you please tell us of your experiences there?
- Hilary Banks: Am I under oath?
- Judge: Of course.
- Hilary Banks: Well, Trevor would come over at about...
- William 'Will' Smith, Carlton Banks, Philip Banks: Objection!
- Carlton Banks: We're going to appeal this decision. I intend to cite the landmark case of "Rhode Island v. Schechter Poultry."
- Philip Banks: That has to do with the right to hang dead chickens in a butcher-shop window.