James Avery credited as playing...
Philip Banks
- Vivian Banks: [Will has snuck past Geoffrey and his aunt and uncle and is dancing on the stairs behind them] Good night, Will!
- Phillip Banks: You're grounded!
- William 'Will' Smith: Hey, Aunt Viv! UncIe Phil. Whoa, you got that mad Iook in your eyes. Let me guess. You grabbed Geoffrey's underwear by mistake, am I right?
- Philip Banks: Will, why didn't you give that check to charity Iike I toId you to?
- William 'Will' Smith: What you taIking about? I did.
- Philip Banks: Don't stand there and lie to me.
- William 'Will' Smith: I'm not Iying.
- Philip Banks: I just got back from the club and I've never been so humiliated. I thought we had an agreement that that money was going to go where it was most needed. Now, you march upstairs and get me that check.
- William 'Will' Smith: Well, I can't. The money's gone.
- Vivian Banks: Will, how couId you have spent $1,000 aIready?
- Ramon: Wow, Will, you must be loaded! You spent $1,000 and had another $1,000 to give to me for basketball camp? I gotta raise your shoeshine rate.
- Vivian Banks: Phillip, HiIary wants to take us to the club for brunch.
- Philip Banks: After what Will did Iast night, they're aII going to be gossiping about us. Why put ourseIves through that?
- Vivian Banks: They won't be gossiping. Will gave the check back. Besides, peopIe at our cIub aren't Iike that. I mean, no one cared about Mrs. SiIverberg's divorce.
- Philip Banks: I heard she's been seeing the goIf pro.
- Vivian Banks: I heard her husband caught them in the utiIity cIoset.
- Hilary Banks: But did you know that both of them were wearing nothing but cIeats?
- Ashley Banks: It was the tennis pro in the steam room, but the cIeats part is right.
- [everyone looks at her]
- Ashley Banks: Kids talk.
- Hilary Banks: Daddy, for "Monte CarIo Night", you're going to be the croupier de toilette.
- Philip Banks: Great. What'll I do?
- Hilary Banks: You'll make sure that there's aIways toilet paper on the rolls.
- Philip Banks: It's great to know that all those years of Iaw schooI are finally coming in handy.
- Philip Banks: [to Will] You gave the money to Ramon?
- William 'Will' Smith: Well, you know, it's just a Ioan, till his sneaker endorsement comes through, you know, around 2010.
- Philip Banks: Will, that was very commendabIe, but that's not what that money was raised for.
- William 'Will' Smith: Come on, UncIe Phil. You said I got a break and I was supposed to give somebody eIse a break, so I gave the money to Ramon.
- Vivian Banks: He's right, Phillip. You did say that.