Will Smith credited as playing...
Will Smith
- Ashley: Why does everyone treat me like I'm some defenseless little girl?
- William 'Will' Smith: Because you are, Ashley. I mean, boys is just gonna try to take advantage of you.
- Ashley: That's my problem. Not yours or my father's. And you know what? I can handle it.
- William 'Will' Smith: Yeah, right, like you can handle some big old dude trying to be all over you like cheese on a Big Mac.
- Ashley: Will, maybe I like cheese.
- William 'Will' Smith: How you gonna like something you ain't never had? Please tell me you ain't never had no cheese, Ashley.
- Ashley: [raises her voice] No, but if I wanna have sex, I do not need your approval.
- William 'Will' Smith: It's cheese, Ashley.
- Rude Old Guy: [while playing miniature golf, an old man is waiting for Will and his girlfriend to tee off] Hey Carl Lewis, put a move on it.
- Will: Hey, take it easy, Pops! You'll be in a hole soon enough.
- Bryan: [to Will] Man, back off me, man. I just wanna have some fun.
- William 'Will' Smith: Fun? Does this look like a place to have fun? I don't think so. Ain't nobody gonna have no fun up in here. Not me, not you, not her...
- Samatha: And definitely not me. Goodbye, Will.
- [storms off]
- William 'Will' Smith: Whoa, baby, come back here... what is her name?
- Bryan: [to Ashley] The word was out on your father, but who knew your whole family was crazy?
- Ashley Banks: Bryan, I'm so sorry.
- Bryan: Ashley, if you ever run away from home, give me a call.
- [leaves]
- Ashley Banks: Bryan, wait...
- Will: Let him go, baby.
- [to Bryan]
- Will: And good riddance, you little Filthy McNasty!