Matthew Perry credited as playing...
- Ross: It would be so cool to live across from you guys.
- Joey: Hey, yeah! Then we could do that telephone thing. Y'know - you have a can, we have a can, and it's connected by a string.
- Chandler: Or we can do the actual telephone thing.
- [Phoebe has been hitting on Chandler]
- Monica: Oh my God. She knows about us.
- Chandler: Are you serious?
- Monica: Phoebe knows about us and she's just trying to freak us out. That's the only explanation for it.
- Chandler: OK. But what about my pinchable butt and my bulging biceps... SHE KNOWS.
- Phoebe: Bye, Chandler - I miss you already!
- Chandler: [shocked after feeling Phoebe pinch his butt] OK, did you see that with the inappropriate and the pinching?
- Monica: Actually, I did.
- Chandler: OK, *now* do believe that she's attracted to me?
- Monica: Huh! Oh, my God! Oh, my God - she knows about us!
- Chandler: And hats off to Phoebe, you're quite the competitor , and may I say... your breasts are still showing.
- Chandler: [Chandler calls Phoebe] Joey's not going to be here tonight, so why don't you come over and I'll let you feel my bicep... or maybe more.
- Phoebe: I'll have to get back to you on that. Ok, bye.
- [hangs up]
- Phoebe: Oh my God! He wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more.
- Rachel: Are you kidding! I can't believe he would do that to Mon...
- [turns to Joey]
- Rachel: Joey, do they know that we know?
- Ross: It's okay, 'cause you know what the difference between them and me is?
- Chandler: Your history of bed-wetting?
- Ross: [upset] I trusted you, man!
- Rachel: Hey, Mon, we're going to gi see a movie, do you wanna come?
- Monica: Erm, actually, I was gonna do some laundry. Chandler, do you wanna do it with me?
- Chandler: Yeah, I'll do it with you.
- Rachel: [looks knowingly at Phoebe] Huh? OK, great, hold on.
- [Goes to her bedroom then comes back out carrying a huge sack of laundry]
- Rachel: You don't mind, do you? That would really help me a lot,thanks!
- Monica: I don't know if I have enough quarters.
- Phoebe: [holding up a large bag] Oh, I have quarters!
- Monica: [to Chandler and Joey about Phoebe and Rachel] See, they don't know, that we know that they know, so...
- Chandler: Ah, yes, the messers become the messys!
