Matt LeBlanc credited as playing...
Joey Tribbiani
- Rachel: [upset because Joey's just ruined the end of 'The Shining' for her] All right... Okay. Laurie proposes to Jo and she says no even though she's still in love with him. And then he ends up marrying Amy.
- Joey Tribbiani: Hey! Mine was by accident! All right. The boiler explodes and destroys the hotel and kills the dad.
- Rachel: Beth dies.
- Joey Tribbiani: [completely horrified] Beth... Beth dies?
- [to Chandler]
- Joey Tribbiani: If I keep reading is Beth gonna die?
- Chandler Bing: No, Beth doesn't die. She doesn't die, does she, Rachel?
- Rachel: What?
- Dr. Ross Geller: Joey is asking if you've just ruined the first book he's ever loved that didn't star Jack Nicholson.
- Joey Tribbiani: [Robert's 'goods' are on display as he reaches for a quarter in his sock. Chandler is pushing against Joey to 'keep away' from the sight] What are you doing? Get back on your side of the-
- [sees Robert's 'show.']
- Joey Tribbiani: Helloooo!
- Joey Tribbiani: These Little Women... Wow!
- Chandler Bing: You're liking it, huh?
- Joey Tribbiani: Oh yeah. Amy just burned Jo's manuscript. I don't see how he could ever forgive her.
- Dr. Ross Geller: Uhm... Jo's a girl, is short for Josephine.
- Joey Tribbiani: But Jo's got a crush on Laurie. Oh, you mean is like a girl-girl thing? 'Cause that is the one thing missing from The Shining.
- Chandler Bing: N-no, actually, Laurie's a boy.
- Joey Tribbiani: No wonder Rachel had to read this so many times.