Jennifer Aniston credited as playing...
Rachel Green
- [after Chandler finds out that Monica still flirts with other men even though they're together]
- Monica: Chandler, this actually bothers you?
- Chandler: Yes, it does bother me. And I think it would bother a lot of people. Rachel, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?
- Rachel: Uh, no, no; it bothered me when he *slept* with other women.
- Dr. Ross Geller: And thank *you* for *that*
- Rachel: To be honest, Ross was never any good at flirting.
- Dr. Ross Geller: Excuse me? It worked in you, didn't it?
- Rachel: Oh, yeah, you're right. We met, you flirted, then *bam*, 9 years later, you had me!
- [Rachelle is crawling on the floor behind the couch secretly looking for Monica's lost ear-ring]
- Monica: Rach? What are you doing?
- Rachel: Oh, I just can't watch. It's too scary.
- Monica: It's a Pampers commercial.
- [Rachel looks up at the screen then goes back down...]
- Rachel: Oh, you know me - babies, responsibilities, ahhh.
- Dr. Ross Geller: [after accusing Chandler of flirting with the pizza delivery girl] If anyone should be flirting with her, it's a guy who's single, a guy who can do something about it.
- Phoebe: Sounds like someone wants to be Mr pizza delivery girl.
- Chandler: Is that what this is about? You like Caitlin?
- Rachel: [Ross pauses and looks awkwardly at Rachel] Ross, we broke up two years ago, you've been married since then, I think it's ok if we see other people!