David Schwimmer credited as playing...
Dr. Ross Geller
- Dr. Ross Geller: By the way, if it makes you feel any better, uh... I happen to *like* eight-year-old boys.
- Caitlin: ...What?
- Dr. Ross Geller: Oh, I mean - wh- the - n-n-you... The, uh - well, your hair, before - your hair; - you said you thought that your hair looked like an eight-year-old boy's, and I'm - I'm just sayin' I like it... the - the hair.
- Caitlin: ...Thanks.
- Dr. Ross Geller: ...You understand I don't actually *like* eight-year-old boys?
- Dr. Ross Geller: [Ross is trying to flirt with the pizza delivery girl] Hey, uh... you know that smell gas has?
- Caitlin: ...Yeah.
- Dr. Ross Geller: They put that in.
- Caitlin: What?
- Dr. Ross Geller: The gas is odorless - but they add the smell, so you know when there's a leak.
- Caitlin: ...Well, OK.
- Dr. Ross Geller: A lot of other gas smells.
- Chandler: ...Oh, the humanity.
- Dr. Ross Geller: ...Meth- methane smells.