David Schwimmer credited as playing...
Dr. Ross Geller
- Ross: The point is that I don't need this right now. It's too late. I'm with somebody else, I'm happy. This ship has sailed!
- Rachel Green: [angrily] So, you're just gonna, what, put away feelings or whatever the hell it was that you felt for me?
- Ross: Hey, I've been doing it since the ninth grade, I've gotten pretty damn good at it!
- Rachel Green: OK fine, you go ahead and you do that, all right Ross?
- Ross: [turns to leave] OK, fine.
- Rachel Green: Because I don't need your stupid ship.
- [Rachel follows and calls out after him]
- Rachel Green: And you know what? *Now* I got closure!
- [Slams door and locks it but almost immediately dissolves into tears. Ross quietly returns and watches her through the glass door. Rachel gathers herself together and stands up. She sees Ross through the glass and gasps. She goes over to open it but starts to struggle with the locks]
- Ross: Try the bottom one.
- [Rachel does. She opens the door. They look at each other. Ross wordlessly pulls her into his arms and the two of them kiss - finally!]
- Ross: You had no right to tell me you ever had feelings for me.
- Rachel Green: What?
- Ross: [shouts] I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you!
- Rachel Green: Hey, I was doing great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
- Ross: Well then you should have said something before I met her!
- Rachel Green: I didn't *know* then! And how come *you* never said anything to *me*?
- Ross: There was never a good time.
- Rachel Green: Yeah right. You only had a *year* , we only hung out *every* night.
- Ross: Not, not, not... *every* night.
- Ross: So, do you have any cats that are really old or incredibly sick?
- Julie: Ross, I don't want one that's about to die...
- Ross: Oh well, see, we should've worked that out before we came down here!
- Julie: OK sweetie, I'm gonna narrow it down to this one over here... and this one with the stripes. Okay? You pick.
- Ross: Whoa, hey... I... I have to pick?
- Julie: Yeah, whichever one you want.
- Ross: [Looks back and forth between the cats and scratches his head] Well, I don't know. I mean, it's not that easy to choose, you know... both cats are-are-are beautiful and um... funny. I'm sure I'd be happy with either cat.
- Julie: Well do you wanna take both?
- Ross: Both? Both! I can't have TWO cats! Joey's the kind of guy who could have two cats...
- Rachel Green: [Rachel told Ross she had feelings for him right before he went off to buy a cat with his girlfriend. Ross enters suddenly, making Rachel jump] Oh! Hi.
- Ross: I didn't get a cat.
- Rachel Green: Oh, that's... interesting...
- Ross: No it's not interesting. It's very very not interesting. It's actually 100% the opposite of interesting, it's...
- Rachel Green: OK, I got it Ross.