Matthew Perry credited as playing...
Chandler Bing
- Chandler Bing: Hey, anybody need anything copied. I'm going down to the Xerox place.
- Monica Geller: No thanks.
- Chandler Bing: Ok listen, just give me anything I can make two of.
- Monica Geller: Well, if you don't have anything to copy, why are you going down there?
- Joey Tribbiani: Are you just going down there to gawk at that hot girl with the belly button ring?
- Chandler Bing: Yeah. You wanna come?
- Joey Tribbiani: Yeah.
- Chandler Bing: [muttering to Joey] Come on Chloe, finish up with your customer first. Come on Chloe. Come on Chloe.
- Isaac: Can I help you?
- Chandler Bing: Uh oh.
- Joey Tribbiani: You know what, we're having second thoughts about our copying needs and we need a little more time to think about it.
- Isaac: Chloe, switch with me, there's some guys here who got a crush on you.
- Chandler Bing: I thought tonight was your big anniversary dinner.
- Ross Geller: Yeah, there's been a little change of plans. We're breaking up instead.
- Ross Geller: [about calling Rachel] We just had a fight... Shouldn't I wait?
- Chandler Bing: This isn't like swimming. Pick up a phone!
- Chandler Bing: [to Joey] You know, that whole waiting before you swim after you eaten thing is a myth?
- Joey Tribbiani: Yeah, tell that to my Uncle Murray.
- Chandler Bing: Why? What happened to him?
- Joey Tribbiani: Nothing He just *really* believes that.