Jennifer Aniston credited as playing...
Rachel Green
- Rachel Green: [Rachel & Ross are making out, & Rachel feels a wet spot] Oh! Oh, honey, that's OK!
- Ross: Oh... you just rolled over the juice box!
- Rachel Green: Oh, thank God!
- [kisses him again]
- Ross: You have a date? Who with?
- Monica: No one.
- Ross: C'mon, what's his name?
- Monica: Nothing.
- Ross: Come on, tell me.
- Monica: All right, but I'm very excited about this okay, so you gotta promise you won't get all big-brothery and judgmental.
- Ross: Oh, I promise. What?
- Monica: It's Richard Burke.
- Ross: Who's Richard Burke? Doc... Dr. Burke? You have a date with Dr. Burke? Why, why, why should that bother me? I, I love that man, he's like a, uh, brother to dad.
- Monica: Here we go.
- Ross: No, I think it's great that he's like 50. I mean uh... he'll be an inspiration to men who are almost retired all over the world.
- Monica: Well for your information he happens to be one of the brightest, most sophisticated, sexiest men I've ever been with.
- Ross: Dr. Burke is sexy?
- Phoebe Buffay, Rachel Green: Oh God, absolutely.
- Rachel Green: I'm not saying it was a bad movie, I'm just saying, you know, it was a little... hard to follow.
- Ross: I told you there was going to be subtitles.
- Rachel Green: I know, I just didn't want to wear my glasses on our first date.
- Rachel Green: You know, Dr. Burke kissed me once.
- Monica: When?
- Rachel Green: When I was, um, seven. I crashed my bike right out in front of his house, and to stop me from crying, he kissed right here.
- [points to the tip of her nose]
- Phoebe Buffay: Oh, you are so lucky.
- Rachel Green: I know.