Matthew Perry credited as playing...
Chandler Bing
- Chandler Bing: I'd like to propose a toast. Little toast here...
- [while clinking his wine glass]
- Chandler Bing: Ding ding.
- [resumes his speech]
- Chandler Bing: I know this isn't the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you all planned, but for me, this has been really great, you know, I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting. Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean,
- [to Rachel]
- Chandler Bing: if you'd gone to Vail,
- [to Monica and Ross]
- Chandler Bing: and if you guys'd been with your family,
- [to Joey]
- Chandler Bing: if you didn't have syphilis and stuff, we wouldn't be all together, you know? So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked.
- All: That's so sweet.
- Ross Geller: And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas.
- Rachel Green: And a crappy New Year.
- Chandler Bing: Here, here!
- Chandler Bing: [rushes in] Oh, my God! Underdog has broken loose and is flying over the city!
- Joey: The balloon?
- Chandler Bing: No, no... The actual cartoon character. Of course the balloon!
- Chandler Bing: Are you wearing makeup?
- Joey: [proudly] Yes, I am. As of today I'm officially Joey Tribbiani, actor-slash-model.
- [to waitress Rachel, who just brought his drink:]
- Joey: Thank you.
- Chandler Bing: That's so funny, because I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man-slash-woman.